This is Andy Parsnips. He played me in our last show at the Edinburgh Festival on Sunday 28th of August. He was very good, and liked wearing the wig a lot.



This is Simon Amstel off of T4 on television. He played me on Saturday 27th of August. Ross Noble wanted to play me today as well, but had to be on the radio so he wasn't allowed. Ross's mum told him he had to play me in the show so he's going to be in big trouble when he gets home.



This is Andrew Maxwell, and Flynn and Luke. They played me on friday 26th of August. Luke and Flynn asked some very interesting questions as well. They are nice, but I am scared of Luke's dad because he talks to loud and is Austrailian.



This is Paul, Dan and Jeremy from The Trap who played me on Thursday 25th August. They are very very funny and they do a very good sketch show called The Trap, where they ride The Goodie's Bike. They also do "Bad Play" which Big Howard was in lots, pretending to be deaf.



This is Stuart Lee. He played me on Wednesday 24th August. He was very good, and didn't say anything about The Lord Jesus that might get us in trouble.



This is Peter Buckley-Hill is a comedian and singer and he is "as mad as a fucking badger" but brilliant. He played me today on Tuesday 23rd August and was very good, especially at waving.


This is John Oliver. He is a political comedian and he works with a funny clown called andy Zaltzman. he could not play me because his hair wouldn't fit in the wig. John played me on Monday 22nd of August.

I think that is everyone.

thank you very much for your time.

We're going to go on tour I hope so I'll try and tell you about that as soon as possible.

Little Howard