Investment Trusts!!!!

Me and Big Howard just did a thing called a "After Dinner Speach" to lots of people in suits at "the Dorchester Hotel". It was great fun.

The people who run the Dorchester all wear even posher suits than everyone else. Big Howard turned up wearing normal cloths and he said that the staff there looked at him like "shit on their shoe". When he put his suit on they were much nicer and looked at him "like shit on their shoe, but like it might have been their own shit"

We did a show for lots of people in suits who work in a thing called "Investment Trusts". I thought they said "investment trusses" and thought they sold corsetts to people who wanted to help their careers (like when they wouldn't let Big Howard present Robot Wars, because he was too fat), but it's not that, it means something about money.

We wrote lots of new jokes about "Investment Trusts" and they laughed a lot.

I said that I thought it was more work than our normal shows, but Big Howard told me to shut up, and that it had paid of our "central heating".

We want to do more After Dinner speaking please.

Little Howard