SOFT PLAY AREA ANIMATED TRAILER

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click here to see an animated trailer for LITTLE HOWARD'S SOFT PLAY AREA on Sunday 5th June.

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Howard

3rd Soft Play Area!

7.30 pm, Sunday 5th June 2005

Little Howard's third monthly show Lowdown At The Albany will include:

Ida Barr - Music Hall singer/hip-hop artiste (from Chris Green, creator of Tina C)

Natalie Haynes - Perrier Best Newcomer Nominee, highly-acclaimed stand-up and Ian Turing fan.

Chris Banks - Former Keyboard player from Busted!

Also Little Howard will be Interviewing George W Bush, by satelite, performing a Tarot Reading (with Top Trumps cards) for a member of the audience and you can meet our new Roadie, called Dave.

Lowdown at The Albany

240 Great Portland Street W1 5QU

tickets: 020 73875706

Soft Play Area 3 - Sunday 5th June

Hello

On Sunday 5th June we are going to do our third LITTLE HOWARD'S SOFT PLAY AREA at Lowdown At The Albany.

This month my guests will be

Ida Barr who is a nice old lady who used to work in "Music Hall" but now is a hiphop artist.

Natalie Haynes who was nominated for The Perrier Best Newcomer and is going to test me for Dyslexia.

Chris Banks who was keyboard player for BUSTED!, who couldn't do last month because his jokes were stolen by burglars.

Also I will be doing a Tarump Reading, which is like a Tarot Reading, but uses Top Trumps cards. You can also meet our new Roadie called Dave, who doesn't beleive in me and there will be lots of other new stuff too.

please some along

7.30pm, Sunday 5th June
Lowdown at The Albany
240 Great Portland Street W1 5QU

tickets: 020 73875706

Little Howard

Bugglery!

I'm sorry that i haven't posted anything for a while, but it's because I was nearly stolen.

Nasty men broke into our house and stole "anything that wasn't nailed down", but Howard said. And Big Howard doesn't nail many things down, so that means that they stole a lot.

They stole my projector, which we use in our show, and three laptops, and a "hard drive" which had lots of bits of my brain backed up on it. Luckily Big Howard is a bit weird and carries two laptops around with him most of the time, so the didn't take anything that Big Howard couldn't find somewhere else.

Big Howard said that if he hadn't been lucky with with way he backs things up I would have lost half of my brain and it would be like I'd had a "stroke". i don't want one of them, because they are rude.

Indispite of the buggery we still did our second Soft Play Area show and it went very well. Adam Bloom was on it, and he was very very funny and told me all about ladybirds and told some jokes. Glenn Wool did lots of jokes about The Pope with H-Bot 2000 (the funny robot from the future) and I told the lassies and gentleben about The History Of Pop with 56 year-old gay DJ Paul Gambochini.

Big Howard is bought a gun and has written "just try it! junky scum" across the front of our house, but the people in the flats upstairs keep on telling him that he's not allowed to do that.

Little Howard

Investment Trusts!!!!

Me and Big Howard just did a thing called a "After Dinner Speach" to lots of people in suits at "the Dorchester Hotel". It was great fun.

The people who run the Dorchester all wear even posher suits than everyone else. Big Howard turned up wearing normal cloths and he said that the staff there looked at him like "shit on their shoe". When he put his suit on they were much nicer and looked at him "like shit on their shoe, but like it might have been their own shit"

We did a show for lots of people in suits who work in a thing called "Investment Trusts". I thought they said "investment trusses" and thought they sold corsetts to people who wanted to help their careers (like when they wouldn't let Big Howard present Robot Wars, because he was too fat), but it's not that, it means something about money.

We wrote lots of new jokes about "Investment Trusts" and they laughed a lot.

I said that I thought it was more work than our normal shows, but Big Howard told me to shut up, and that it had paid of our "central heating".

We want to do more After Dinner speaking please.

Little Howard