my new Blog
Hello. My name is Little Howard and I am six. I am the world's first six-year-old, animated interactive standing-up comedian.
This is my blog. I don't know what a blog is, but this is it.
In my blog I am going to tell you all the exiting things that happen to me.
Nothing exiting has happened to me today. I have had my breakfast tried to watch Balamore, but Big Howard said I had to write a "blog".
Big Howard is typing everything I say and I think he may have stopped paying attention. He's just typing and looking out the window at the dustmen collecting all the bins. A minute ago when I said "I want to go and watch Balamore, this is boring" he typed it but then noticed what I'd said and deleted it. He said "Now you've got to take this seriously Little Howard, it will let help with your career." But he hasn't stopped and deleted this bit yet. Brilliant! Big Howard is my Zombie Slave!
This Blog thing might not be as boring as I thought.
Things that are going on at the moment are these.
We've just had Christmas and it was great. I got some roller skates. I fell over a lot and cried and said roller skates were stupid so Big Howard took them back and got me Yatzi instead. It's a game with dice, but Puddle, my dog ate one of the dice, but it's okay because now I just play Monopoly, but with FOUR DICE!
Before Christmas Me and Big Howard went to Los Angeles, which is in America and talked to lots of men with cigars. It was very nice. We saw the Hollywood sign and Auntie Joyce and Whoopie Goldberg.
We are starting to organise a show that we can do every month called "Little Howard's Soft Play Area" which will be me and Big Howard being funny with lots of guests. It will probably be at Lowdown At The Albany on Great Portland Street in London, but that's not for definite yet. We want to do it in other towns too, every month, it's going to be great. Big Howard says it will be like Morcambe and Wise, but I want it to be like The Muppets.
Also Big Howard is re-doing my lovely website which is at http://www.littlehoward.co.uk.
He is also working out a way that we can make cartoons for people's video phones. There are some here http://www.littlehoward.co.uk/stuff.html. They are very good.
I like blogs now, so I will try and update this regularly, even if Balamore is on.
Big Howard I've finished now.
thank you very much
Little Howard
http://www.littlehoward.co.uk
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posted by Little Howard @ 7:20 PM
2 Comments:
Looks like this could work. Hoping the best for you. Make sure Little Howard wears his galoshes and a scarf if it rains. Don't let him play in puddles. That is rain puddles. Of course he can play with the dog... - Paul -
Thank you very much for your comments.
Dear Mr Prying. Big Howard says that you should be ashamed of saying that I would ever "play in" my dog puddle. But does emphasise that if I ever did should definitely wear wellies. I don't understand this but Big Howard giggled a lot when he wrote this.
To Mr Josh, thank you very much for your comments. We hope to take The Soft Play Area to Birmingham, which is, I think where you live. Big Howard used to say that he made us get nobliated for the fizzy water award, but then my agent Roger issued him with a thing called an "injunction".
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